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| New Virus Taking Offices By Storm | | Posted by webmaster on 25-Nov-2003 | | 1289 people have seen this joke. | |
This virus warning is genuine.
There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any
sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to
you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.
This has been circulating around our building for months and those who
have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found
thattheir social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function
properly.
If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at
all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words
"I've had enough of your crap... I'm off to the pub." The "work"
should automatically be forgotten by your brain.
If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document
and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your hat and coat and
skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer
(or rum punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you will find
that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby
Doo" was the greatest cartoon ever.
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have
anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has
already corrupted your life.
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