| Costume Party | | Posted by phikapjames on 20-Jul-2004 | | 2257 people have seen this joke. | |
One evening a husband and wife were about to go to a costume party. The wife knew her husband was going to be dressed like Gumby, but she hadn't chosen her costume yet. When it was time to leave for the party the wife decided she wanted to stay home, because of her awful headache. But she insisted that her husband still go and have fun.
After he left she layed down and took a nap. She woke up an hour later and felt good enough to go to the party. When she got there she saw her husband (the only man dressed like Gumby) flirting and dancing with many girls. She got very upset, and decided to "test" him. She approached him (he, of course doesn't recognise her). they started flirting and dancing. She was acting really sexual (for she knows it's her husband). Anyway, they end up having sex in the back of some car (no, he still does'nt realize who she is). When they're done he goes back to the party, but she races home. When at home she gets back in bed and starts reading a book (so as not to look suspicious). Not long after, he arrives home as usual. She asks him how the party went, and he replies "oh, you know, same old stuff. Me and the guys played cards and had a couple beers, but you gotta hear what happened to the guy who borrowed my costume... |
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