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| Horny Rooster | | Posted by phikapjames on 20-Jul-2004 | | 1886 people have seen this joke. | |
A farmer woke up one morning to find that his rooster had died while cock-a-doodle-dooing one morning. So he went to the local market a few miles away and was sold a real randy rooster by the local dealers. He had been told that this one was so hot it would fuck anything that moved.
The farmer went home with his new rooster, and true to form the rooster was caught wanking in the back of the van. Feeling very pleased with himself he put the rooster in question in his farm yard and soon enough it was poking everything insight: chickens, pigs, horses and even the farmer's wife.
The next morning the farmer woke up as usual and looked out of the window to find his newly acquired rooster lying motionless on the floor. He ran out of the house to investigate and was about to inspect the rooster when it turned around and told him:
Fuck off I'm waiting for the vultures!!!!! |
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