| Wanna Get Weighed | | Posted by phikapjames on 17-Mar-2004 | | 1185 people have seen this joke. | | A young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, and she seemed rather bored.
"What would you like to do next?" he asked.
"I wanna get weighed," she said. So he took her over to the weight guesser.
"One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right. Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.
"I wanna get weighed," she said.
"I've really latched onto a square one tonight," thought the young man. He told the girl that he had developed a headache as an excuse to leave and took the girl home.
The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "What ís wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"
"Wousy," said the girl. |
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