| My Child Swallowed A Contraceptive | | Posted by phikapjames on 17-Mar-2004 | | 1146 people have seen this joke. | | The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive."
The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.
"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one." |
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